Humorous Wedding Roast by a Fellow Gambler :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by a sheik GamblerLadies and gentlemen, my name is Josh and following the time-honored tradition, I will now do my best to give Roy the most uncomfortable five proceedings of his life. For the record, the most uncomfortable five minutes of Joyces life will be later on this evening, courtesy of Roy. Roy and I became acquainted many years ago, when we had three encounters in one week. I first saw him when he was placing a bet at the Horse Racing track. Then he appeared again at my local pub. And then, unbelievably, he appeared yet again - this time at poker night. It was at this moment that I realized someone very special had entered my life. Yes, I had a stalker Or as his clothes suggested a gay stalker This aside, we soon became friends and being a betting man myself I was nowadays impressed by his outstanding knowledge of horse racing. He can name any trainer, jockey or horse which finished 4th or worse in any race in the last five years. But apparently, in the run up to the wedding, Roys form at the races has vastly improved and hes been doing better than hes ever done before. Thats right, Joyce hasnt been letting him go. On the subject of betting I submit a bit of an issue to raise. It came to my attention earlier that Roy is running a book on the length of the best mans speech. I am veritable you will all be glad to know that I got wind of this and, not being known to Roy at the time, I put a ecstasy on myself to last an hour at the bargain odds of 500-1. So I suggest you top up your glasses and make yourselves comfortable - exclusively do let me know if Roy tries to slip out. Attending university was definitely the best decision Roy ever made. Because he didnt just meet me, he alike met Joyce who looks absolutely stunning today. October 1993, Roy Solomon, a county swimmer and keen football player, meets Joyce Reeves. And eight years later, Roy hasnt so much as looked at a travel pool and doesnt play football anymore. But all is not lost, I understand he still has a good breaststroke, doesnt have any problems with his ball control and can certainly use his head, even if he is a bit clumsy around the box.